Instructions for completing a friendly accident report

Surely you’re not prepared to properly complete an Accident Amitoses (DAA) Declaration, also known as “part”. It’s like losing virginity, one is never quite ready until it is in a position, involved in an accident, and then the nerves and anger can cloud our judgment. Keep in mind our tips and you go out there to Mad Max. Cater:

  1. After a first recognition of the damage, breathe deeply and keep calm: this is just an accident. There are far worse things (think about how you feel Murakami whenever the Nobel Prize fails). Wearing your safety vest and park the car in a secluded place and safely. First, and without getting nervous, open the glove compartment. The right hand is the one that is closest to it, but maybe has received has been directly injured or amputated in the accident: then use the left. Usually that which is in the background, crumpled between cleaning wipes parched, scratched CDs two lighters and a kit suede and polishing the spray drier than the Atacama desert dashboard. There should also be a pen that does not paint, so if you cannot find it, do not give importance. If you are someone who wears gloves in the glove, you’re probably driving a steam locomotive (these had a compartment named to deposit gloves manipulated the boiler). If you’ve been involved in an accident with a steam engine you have a problem other and this article is not going to help anything. If you just also lose his left hand in the crash, you have the opportunity to develop skills in manipulation with a stick in the mouth, although the state of calm seems to us more inaccessible.
  2. Remove the reflective vest and wear it. If you lost your arms, you’ll have difficult to do, but much hold it in place. A common problem, be positive! Think of a little trick of mindfulness of those who comment on the books of VIPS. In addition, vests are outmoded.
  3. You’re a guy GQ, and believe that only one runner accept being seen in public dress. “It’s a color to run,” while mentally think you evaluate yourself a chance to give Esperanza Aguirre and fled.
  4. Exit the car and retains the aplomb. Try to be original when icebreaker. Nothing to shout like a madman: “Are you blind or what?” He uses irony. He mentions that you would like your collection of books in Braille. If Eczema is involved in the accident (there is a high probability), jokes about the excellent goal scoring statistics Hagan this season.
  5. Shake the form to make it clear that you are in peace. You have to fill one hand, not two. Each affected correspond a copy, which is indifferent. Date, time and location should not be problematic. There is a color (blue or yellow) for each vehicle. Fill in all matters relating to your personal data, the vehicle and the insurer. Below you will find a scheme to establish the initial point of impact:

Honestly, if we are allowed a small observation, it seems somewhat modest about travel arrangements. It should cover more consistent lifestyle GQ vehicles, such as:

  1. Detailed in the main body of the printed circumstances of the accident, trying to fill as many boxes as possible. They help determine guilt and the extent of damage. Take time to read and tick the boxes properly. If you find the box allocation to the Catholic Church or activities of social interest, it is that you were wrong printed. Start again and put more attention.
  2. Look witnesses around. They can be of much use if they declare in your favor. Offer them a protection plan; promise them a new identity, monthly income, escort and a house in Illinois. If Bozeman is involved, much more right! (It is also a cumbersome and miserly way to get girls with phones).
  3. Appreciable damage to the vehicle with reflective tape and observations. A good opportunity to inform the insurance scratches and dents all of those who spent part so you do not go up the premium.
  4. Comes the fun part, with the sketch. Which can bring out all your artistic talents? Try to draw a picture that reproduces what happened, with arrows indicating the direction of vehicles:

In principle need not strive, a level Ecce homo Bora may suffice, but for a man GQ believe that we must raise the artistic tone, take the stand, take the rest and spare no dramatics and verisimilitude, such as: